EKCT grand opening
The Legends – EKCT Veterans v. EKYM Old Crocks
EKCT Veterans
EKYM Old Crocks
Manager
Alan Wardlaw – Cambuslang Rangers
manager.
1
Alistair Taylor – Best scratch handicapper
East Kilbride has produced.
Tosh McKinlay – Ex-Celtic, Hearts and
Dundee player.
2
Simon Donnelly – Ex-Celtic, Queen’s Park
and Partick Thistle player.
3
Allan Cunningham – Came from the
Westwood, should have stayed in the
Westwood.
Derek Haughey – Should be in the circus
because of his height.
Jackie McNamara – Ex-Celtic player and
Partick Thistle manager.
4
Angus Deayton – Much loved former
presenter of Have I Got News For You,
comedian and broadcaster.
Charlie Miller – Ex-Rangers player.
5
6
Billy Hamilton – If Billy could stop smoking,
what a player he’d be.
Alex Rae – Ex-Rangers and Wolves player.
7
John McCole – Stick to selling fish, John.
Ally Graham – Ex-Raith Rovers, Motherwell,
Ayr United and many many many more.
8
Martin Fellows – Nobody likes a ginger.
Ally McCoist – Rangers manager, top
goalscorer for Rangers and all-time great.
9
Eddie Hernon – Best player in the team, but
what a moaner.
Ian Durrant – Ex-Rangers and Kilmarnock
player.
10
Derek Brownlee – Has got longer legs than
Ana Hickmann.
Pat Barkey – Ex-Hamilton Academical and
St. Johnstone player.
11
Ross Hastings – Needs to fill that hole in
the top of his head with a Wayne Rooney.
Paul Kean – Ex-Clyde player.
12
Darrin Brannan – Congratulations on wee
Caitlin.
James Kean - Ex-Hamilton Academical,
Clyde and Ayr United player.
13
Joe Reilly – The man with a ball underneath
his shirt.
Matt Carlin – Top amateur player.
14
Donny Ballantyne – Laidback Donny.
Greg Wilson – Local P.E teacher and
former player.
15
Hugh Hill – The oldest swinger in town.
William Thomson – Ex-St. Mirren player.
16
Stuart Taylor – Mr. Pretty Boy, but he’s not
pretty playing football.
Paul Hartley – Ex-Celtic player and Alloa
Athletic manager.
17
Mark Horner – Owner of the Village
Steakhouse – if you see him, you’ll know
why.
Peter Allan – The man who thinks he’s a
male model with the Alan Rough permed
hair.
Graeme Robertson – Don’t mess with
Graeme, it’ll get you put on Crimewatch.
Iain King – Head of Sport at The Scottish
Sun and author.
18
Gary Climson – One of the first people to
shave his head at the age of five.
Graeme Muirhead – Local amateur player.
19
Gary Semple – Ageing hippy.
20
Michael Mochan – “Twinkle Toes” Mochan.
21
Brian McDermott – The silver fox.
22
Kenny Tierney – Thank God he stayed off
the drink.
23
Willie Coish – Nickname “Psycho,” and to
his pals, “Mad Dog.”
24
Martin McLaughlin – Just a nice guy.