UI YssE Y
VANCOUVER, B .C ., THURSDAY,, MARCH 5, 1953
VOULME XXXV
Andersen
TEXT BOOKS WANTED
FOR GREEK STUDENTS
Second hand texts for Gree k
University students are no w
being collected by the Inter national Student Service .
Any Arts texts or book s
from literature series will' b e
taken . A crate to be filled I s
now In the book store .
These book exchanges ar e
called one of the most effect •
, .Ivs means of extending international understanding by !S S
chiefs .
Friday is the deadline fo r
•ooptrlbutions.
Blasts
Administratio n
Nursing,
Law Vi e
For Cu p
Osborne Answer s
By ' Blaming Counci l
University of B .C . 's football coach bitterly denounced th e
administration's policy towards athletics yesterday at a meetin g
held to discuss the problem .
Hjelmar "Jelly" Andersen, who resigned his post a mont h
ago, bluntly blamed the administration for the failure of UBC' s
athletic program .
Ile told students, "I don't blame
the students, I don't blame th e
roaches . I blame the administra- ' Tween Classe s
tion . "
NO PROGRA M
lie charged that the administraSCM Presents
tion has not accepted and doe s
lot want to accept an athleti c
erogra m .
Relief Movies '
Originally billed as 'a debate be•
SCM IS PRESENTING two hour s
veen Bill Boulding, outspoke n
of films, "Again Pioneers" an d
ritic of the athletic administra •
Ion, MAD president Pete Luszti g "High Walls" Thursday in P 20 0
nd sports director Dick Penn, th e for the FluodRelief Fund . A silver
collectlon,will be taken .
meeting started out es a questio n
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36
A%
and answer period when sponsor s
PARLIAMENTARY
FORUM
- Will
of the meeting failed to publiciz e
sponsor Nurses vs . Law debating
it and only 33 students attended .
finals Thursday in Arts 100 .
.
THINGS TO SA Y
Nursing will debate 'agains t
Law in the Inter-Faculty De bating finals for the Legio n
Cup, sponsored by Parliamentary Forum, at noon today i n
Arts 100 . Topic will be "Resolved that Canada is placin g
too much emphasis on economic development in relatio n
to cultural development " .
Treasure
To B e
Displayed
DEBATORS NAME D
Speaking for the Nurses will h e
Ruth Millar and Mary Dickenson .
Miss Millar is in first year Nursing and publicity representativ e
on the Nursing Undergraduate Society executive . Miss Dickenson ,
Campus bargain hunters wil l In fifth year Nursing, represent s
have a chance to purchase In- the Nursing Undergraduate Socidian handicrafts which form a ety on USC . Both girls are former
part of the "Indian Treasures Victoria College Students . Al Van " arriving on the campu s though novices in the art of de March 10 .
bating, the girls thrashed the Pre •
This is an exhibit of the Cot •
Med team soundly in the semi•
tags Industry Craft of Indi a
finals.
which is touring Canada .
GOLD CHES T
Included in the exhibit is a
$20,000 silver and gold chest, th e
gift of the Maharaja of Myspre t o
the students of Canada, and a eel •
lectton of craft items which are o n
sale to the public .
Organized by the World University flervice et Canada th e
,collection includes scarves, be d
cavern, jade necklaces, filagre e
brooches, bangles, and earrings ,
work in ivory and horn, wood care •
trigs and ear neat covers of brigh t
materials .
Representing Law are -Joe Nol d
and Jeff* Turner, veteran campu s
debaters, both third year Law students, and perhaps best known re •
eently for their classic Pogo vs .
Little brphan Annie debate .
TRADITIONAL FOE S
Competition between Law an d
Nursing for the Legion Cup is be coming almost a tradition on th e
campus . Two years ago the Nurse s
defeated Law for the cup . Las t
year no competition was held . Th e
cup was donated by the campu s
branch of the Canadian Legio n
several years ago to promote inter.
Faculty debating .
Ubyssey Photo by flux Lovel y
KNEELING BEFORE THE MURAL he is doing in th e
UBC Art Gallery is Takao Kanabe . Kanabe described his
painting to a Ubyssey reporter as "Bloody Chaos" .
Pursuit
Of
Interests
Wome n
Painte r
Mr . Takao Tanabe, who prefers to be called Tak, thinks
the "pursuit of women is much more interesting than painting . "
ammo
ftftoc9sos
However, the g 6-year-old artist has just completed the 6th stag e
Many of the items will sell for
of his mural, "The World We Live In" which has been exhibite d
as low as 50e and proceeds of th e
sale will be used to assist the wor k
in the UBC Art Gallery this week .
of the World University Servic e
Tak's *ork was noticed in the 1- in India, to provide scholarship s
Judges for the debate will b e Vancouver Art Gallery by Mr .
for Southeast Asian students a t Prof . Davies and Dr . Tucker .
Bone, curator of the UBC Art Gal . Flood Driv e
Canadian universities and to ai d
levy.
in the organization of a Worl d
Elections for the executive of,
NO LITERAL MEANIN G
University Service Seminar in In- Parliamentary Forum will be held
The 13 by 7 foot mural looks t o Booste d
dia next summer .
Immediately after the debate .
(the tyro art appa'eclalor as a
splash of color . When asked if hi s
abstraction hid an interpretatio n By Acadian s
Tenabe emphatically replied, "To o
Acadia camp students have giv .
many people look at paintings tryen
up part of their meals to ai d
ing to find a literal meaning . I
Flood
Relief . This week, Acadi a
don't tr y to paint story telling plc - ramp students are giving up on e
Mies . "
Mr. A. T. Alsbury called the Social Credit government' So far the mural has gon e course ter meal in aid of Floo d
"Incompetent and uninformed " in his speech for the CCF Club through six phases . "It Is a growth , Relief. Officials believe that u p
to $70 may be donated from thi s
yesterday in FG 100 .
not something I have alr eady gon e
move .
Alshpry is president of the Van . *
— through . Tomorrow It may look altogeter different . "
Flood donations up to March 4
couver Triples and Labor Counci l
of
the
Britis
h
have
reached $1327 .53, UBC Em •
and vice-president
BLOODY CHAO S
Columbia Teachers' Federation .
loyees
Union Local 116 having doIn the second stage he ha d
legislature
,at
Victoria
is
nated
$150,
1' US i$153 .52, AM S
"The
painted an idiot with which h e
behaving like a classroom of une
$46,35,
Food
Services $45 .91, Inidentified himself. In answer to th
ternational
Students
$ ;,, Powe r
ruly students," he continued .
r
•question, "What else was in you
House
$5,
UItS
$11
.45
, Player s
"The lack of dignity at the pro •
,
world at that time?" he returned
ceedings does not inspire confiClub
$33,50,
(lym
Coffee
Sho p
"Bloody chaos . "
deuce ."
$5
.25,
Music
Appreciation
Clu b
,
Painting for six years now
Thursday at noon in the Audi . Tenabe used Kern Tone 1)e Lux e $3 ; .04, Fllnls(c $25, Individual conCOMMUNIST CONSORTIN G
torium a group of musicians le d wall paint for his mural . Ile point- tributions Waal' ,
Worse than being a threat t o
by Dave Robbins will play jazz it s
education , he said Social Credi t the modern Mom . Robbins ha s ed out though that he uses othe r
An NFCIIS reselutiun on Floo d
showed 'a willingness to "pla y just recently moved here fro m paints than wall paints .
Relief reads, "The NFCUS execuaround with Communists," whic h Los Angeles where for severa l
tive recommends that the Europea n
Indicated dangerous tendencies i n
Flood Relief campaign he underyears he had Ilel(I down the lea d
the government .
taken at all the Canadian campi i
trombone for the great !ferr y
The speaker quoted from a ne w James Hand
.
DANCE it not already ircompiished ,
book called "New Fabian Essays "
Tickets can now be obtaine d
and concluded that we would hav e
Radio shows for ('BC and a conExecutive Electe d
for the Pre-Med Ball in th e
rn make the same approach as th e cert for the new ,Fuzz Society hav e
Fabians to our problems of labo r proved that this is the finest jaz z
AMS Office .
Reservations can be mad e
and 'management ,
group to be formed in Canad a
For WU S
for
tables and tickets pursince
the
heyday
of
the
Ray
Nor
ri
s
SOLVE PROBLEM S
chased today at noon in th e
Mr . Alshury believed that th e (tulntette ,
At Meet Yesterda y
Pre-Med Hut or in Physics 20 2
Labor Manugement Movemen t
Sidemen include Ray Lowden ,
Executive of next year's Women' s
tomorrow after the Pre . Me d
should help to solve problems be . vibes ; Stan Johnson bass ; ; Erni e
Undergraduate
society was electe d
meeting .
eween employers and employees Blunt, guitar ; Fraser McPherson ,
et
a
meeting
yesterday
,
Dance will be held March 6
Be well ;as the public steeds or al l
clarinet Pete Watt, drums ; an d
at the Stanley Park Pavilion .
Janie Shrum will be next year' s
Canadians .
Doug Parker, piano ,
vivo-president, Other position s
tilled at the meeting were were •
tarn, by Diane I)riecull and tame
— Frances I,iptrot ,
TLS Leader Attack s
Socred Incompetenc e
Trombonist
To Pla y
Noon Toda y
PARK PA VILION SITE
OF PREMEDS
CAMPUS OPINIO N
Stalin's Death Unwante d
Following the reported death of prominent doctors .
Joseph Stalin yester(lay
The
Professor (i, Davies of the Iiis I'byeeey Las
contacted various tuns department states that i f
Faculty members and students to \L1lenkov
snr ;eeded Stalin, i t
get their impressions of the event would he difficult to say exactl y
and its possible consequences .
what would happen as .\l'leticOV' s
Premier Stalin smecutnhed to a [(reign policies are relatively un •
telebral hemorrhage Sunday, std known lit Ili . Wt .itertt 'World . II '
has (ailed so far lu respond to Thu \1"lulov r,ticcr, .ds the hale Premier
effurte of eight of Russia's nwst i we would probably : g ee a " tutllter
PRICE 5c ; No. 56
It,n'dening of policy" as regeu'd s
foreign affairs ,
The big question ns Prof . Dativ e
sees it Is
will succeed Stali n
g as the secretary of the Communis t
I'nrty °
Dr . II . I' . !inw'lll'll, I'rnl',ss,Ir ;111( 1
Iliad of the Inlerrtutiunel Studie s
idle
(Continued on Page 3 )
SEE STALIN
Nan :Admneeu wills elected president or the society In the recen t
Asti ions .
1 ' usarcetet ' ul can(Ildetes in th e
elections were Joan Clarke an d
Piggy .Audrern in the race for th e
t Ice-prr :!ilency . ,In .In l letchet' mu d
Carol ( ;rceory run for the positio n
(e secrotary but Inst to Diane [iris .
,,II I
Reath .; ~t the \\ .\I) *archon ,
uill be ,uutouacrd Later,
Andersen electrified the meeting when he rose from his sea t
at the back of the room and walked to the front as he said, "I'v e
been connected with athletics her e
for four years and th`re are a Je w
things I would like to say . "
Andersen said the only solo Lion to the problem was for th e
administration to control athleti c
financing and to grant an adequate budget each year to ath .
letics ,
OSBORNE SPEAK S
Almost as much of a surpris e
as .Andersen's entrance wer e
statements made by Professo r
Robert F "Bob" Osborne, head o f
the School of Physical Education .
Making one of his few appearances at student meetings, Os •
borne told students, "About 9 9
percent of the difficulty with th e
athletic program has come fro m
annual bickering like that whic h
1s going on here."
.
Ile said Students' Council wa s
the only group which could in .
fluence the administration and s o
far Council had not 'acted .
Another meeting to discuss th e
seine question will be held in Engineering 202 on Friday at noo n
12 :30 ,
For more details see the sport s
page .
et.
Short Stor y
VCR's GUEST SPEAKER thi s
Thursday will be Dr . Briane Sutherland talking on "Chemistry an d
Christianity" in Aggie 100 .
ISC WILL. SPONSOR a Bar n
Dance March 6, 8 p .m ., at Hillrretl t
Hall, 28th and Main . Boys 60p,
girls free .
,st
PRO CON CLUB will presen t
Dr. Robert Clark of UBC Econ •
mice Department speaking o n
"The Coming Election" in Arts 20 1
Thursday and Friday at noon, ,
PREMEDS will show film ,
"Right Pneumonectomy" Frida y
noon in Physics 202.
Films Exhibit .
Construction
Near Mosco w
UBC students gazed scepticall y
at the new Moscow State Uni •
versity featured in the Soviet Fil m
"Construction Sites of Moscow "
Tuesday .
Film, produced in the USSR fo r
foreign export, was shown -by -ti e
Filmeoc at their regular noon hou r
show .
Built on the Lenin Hills, the 20•
building, 400-acre University wa s
said to have 160 auditoriums, 700
laboratories, elevators and 6,00 0
To Get Cas h
private rooms for students . SweepA prize of $500 will be given b y ing camera shots of the unfinishe d
Mademoiselle magazine for the bes t grounds and buildings were given .
two short stories submitted by a
Shots of impressive flats an d
college student between now an d
skyscraper-sized
hotels both comApril 15 .
pleted
and
under
constructio n
Serial rights to the winnin g
brought
comments
from th e
stories and publication in August ,
crowded
auditorium
.
Scenes
fro m
1953, edition of college Mademoialong
the
Warsaw
and
Leningra
d
selle must be granted to the magaHighways
were
shown
in
the
tech
•
zine .
nicolor
film
.
Option to buy all other storie s
Broad bridges, large squares, and
submitted must be granted t o
extensive
lawns and shrubber y
/Iademoiselle .
were
in
evidence
throughout th e
Only women undergraduates ma y
compete . Stories are acceptabl e ,Capital at; the camera shifte d
even if they have been printed i n around giving nir shots of the city .
some college publication .
d'onstructlon of one of Moscow' s
Length of competing story must much-vaunted Metros was reveale d
be, between 3,000 and 5,000 words . I as the English-accented commenta A contestant may submit more for informed the crowd that "Ther e
than one story,
are 40 miles of Metroes in th e
Address to send the stories to Soviet capital . "
ie College Fiction Contest, :/lade .
Commentator further remarke d
moiselle, 575 Madison Avenue, New that the city showed "the construeYork 22, New York .
tive power of Its people, "
Write r
TOM Y FINAL DA Y TO NO/If/NA IT
HONORAR Y A (TI V/TIES R WARDS
Today is the last day for the submission of nominations
for Honorary Activities Awards .
The awards are given annually to any student who ha s
made an outstanding contribution to the Alma Mater Society in leadership or service .
Students are asked to nominate anyone who they fee l
deserves such an award . Officials have deplored the fac t
that only two nominations have been tendered so far .
Further information regarding nominations are avail able at the AMS office .
I
THE UBYSSEY
Page 2
TIM UBYSSE Y
LETTERS TO THE EDITO R
Editor, the I'byssey ,
Dear Sir :
In Tuesday's issue Doug Littl e
and IIIlI Ewing , the very able
drives behind the bloodletting ,
erlticlr,ed verities Manlike fo r
the part they didn't play in giving I'Ite the title .
\1I \1IU?It ('ANADIAN (UNIVERSITY PRES S
Authorized as . second class mall, Post . Office Departments Ottawa ,
-tndernl t l}scriptinns $1 .20 per year (Included in AMS feet), Mall snhserlptlons $2 .00
;per year, Slagle copies five cents . Published In Vancouver throughout the Universit y
year by Ito Student Publications Board of the Aina Mater Society, ITIiVersity of Britis h
I'(ohld(hl ;l, Editorial opinions expressed herein ore those of the editorial staff of th e
I Iiyssey, and nut Ileces4arily these of the Alma Miler Society nr the University . Letter s
to the h;dit(ir should not he mere than 150 words, The 11hyssey reH(, , Ves the right t o
cal letters, u11d minuet guarantee publlrallon 01111 letter's received .
offices to lirm'1( hall
Fur Display advertisin g
Plume A Lela 1424
( Phone Alma 3211 1
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
JOE SCHLESINGE R
4vb1le these gentlemen ar e
Justified In some of their com e
plaints I think they are a littl e
off the hem In respect to Arti e
They complain hecnnr4en Only 4 9
I)L!reent of Arlo students gav e
Wed .
Executive Editor, Ed Parker ; Feature h!dltor, Miele Gnrbat. ; City Editor, Myra (Irene ;
News Editor, Ilan ; ;Boer . ; I)ilel'al'y ' ,;dater, (lust. I Iktngton ; ('Ill Editor, Patsy Byrne ;
('irculali)u Manatee . Marion Novak, : Slater Photographer, Ilux Lovely ,
Senior Editor this Issue Petgr Syprlowio h
Ouch Rear! Little and Ewin g
sl until be the ttrst people to re •
ally► that ill(' won the drive he t
ellllse of a Imndkup rating,
'I' hlm ratting aiiaettled that i t
was easier for a nniverslty O t
I2D0 students to obtain 60 per cent of its mean than It was for
a university (If 53(111 atlldents to
oI►laln ttie same figure ,
There acre 25951 students l u
I ►rslnn('u and Reporters : Itay Logic, Ninny Sy)tlowlch, VI11(m Antes, Breve M('WIIllnms ,
Bridget Iierwer . Feature Reporter : Elizabeth Norcross .
FROSH EDITORlA 4
Backs Are Patted
At lust we have found the Seel el of University life!
We freshmen can now blend ink) the scenery and assume the same righteous airs a s
those of a Forester, Commerceman, or Lawyer. This was not so a few months ago whe n
our small beanies labelled us as the greenes t
of greenhorns. Oh, what pleasant times w e
had as a completely unorganized mob, ravin g
the campus and dousing every Engineer o r
Aggie we could find! It was a lucky day fo r
the Redshirts when Dean Gage thwarted ou r
scheme to rub Engineering from the curriculum . After realizing' that the Engineer i s
actually an Artsman with an I .Q. too low )
continue studying the finer things of . life,
it was not hard for we superior beings t o
dwarf the'Engineering display in the Homecoming festivities .
For the charitable March of Dimes, it was
the Frosh to whom the Engineers turned fo r
No Ba~kPattin g
Students on this campus may claim th e
Corpuscle Cup in the blood drive conclude d
this week. But winning the Corpuscle Cu p
in competition with other Canadian universities with only 79 percent of the quota does
not give UBC students something to be prou d
of. It merely points up the lack of interes t
Canadian university students have in charitable causes .
On this campus just slightly more than hal f
of the students were willing to contr ibute
blood, including these who were rejected a s
too yntltlg ur ill punt health .
Fishy . Ey e
Saw a paid ad in the paper the other da y
which struck me as rather interesting . I t
should interest a few more people here, too ,
since quite a number of inmates of this institution will find themselves to he governmen t
employer's, in some degree or other, whe n
they have graduated .
N(1 RIGIITS
The ad was sponsored by the B .C . Government Employees Association, and pointed u p
that our Provincial Government's employee s
do not possess bargaining rights like workers
in other fields . They have to take what they
are offered, and that 's that . The ad emphasized Ihat the labor legislation passed in Victt)ria over the years does not apply to en- .
t)luyees of the gevermnent in ether words ,
that, the government places itself above th e
laws that it enacts, and that government employees are not on the seine fooling as war me
in private concerns .
Now this is all very tote, and equally regrettable, and the Association is quite righ t
in putting the ntalter before the public . Bu t
what (lees the Association suggest.'' II wishes
It) be giver) the right to apply le arbitration ,
with the rlecisinn of the beard made binding .
In return for Illis concession, it is willing t o
forego the right to strike . For Raise who ma y
some day find themselves the stm, peal lien as the members flf th(, Association, we
seggesl that the writer .~ fll the ail were dr( ;mnill+;.
13( ►ARi► I,1 ► AI1I )
hl the fir .,l pltn'e, lllr' 1)4) ;u'll ;Iti' pr(srnll~'
( tiStItt t'il \1:0111(l h( lu4lderl at~ainsl 111 010 .,
One gnvetllnl('ul represeulatiee, One from th e
emlpinyers, an(I One 1'1'4)111 lahnr lvhul rhan( e
kV 0111(t they 1141v' a}r,ain~l Ihat set-111(° An
ditweralc,%
Oh) 'VI01 (I 41I1(r il'' The
;;nverunuv1l, of rOu1',e their eull,lOyet . A r
I)Itrati~~n with hI I(iIH" Illl'~11'II iti ltU ;IMSIC('I' Ii i
1111', I)rehh .n 1
l'he nu4t t rLu1',I r~~La. dull, 11111111 ., uc;ll,
Thursday, March 5, 1953
Arts, the largest faculty ea th e
campus . Do you think it is a s
easy to get loo percent of thes e
students to give blood , us It is t o
get 100 percent of 94 Forestr y
students to give blood ?
Add to this the fact that 84 0
of the 1:181 females on the campus are in Arts. A good group o r
these are the sorority type wh o
(tml' t he expected to stir frail)
their nesting places In the Ca r
lung enough to give blood .
There are else 970 first yea r
Arts students, the largest singl e
group at UDC . A good number o r
these are under I8 and you hav e
to be IS before they will accep t
your blood .
Early-tllue percent. from I.hi s
conglomeration is pretty goo d
and call be compared with 70 o r
So percent from a faculty eel!'
only 100 or so students ,
Let's give credit where credi t
IM flue.
"LONG LIVE AI(TS ."
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Model "A" Ford roadster hotly .
IM, 1507, after it p .m .
support . Who was it that came a diode ser;ond
after righting a chariot a half dozen tithes ?
Vanishing S~d .Tho~gh t
The Frosh! Who won the log-bucking contest
on the grounds that only one uhderyrad NoEn
in e e rin
Co u p
defy followed the rules? The fresh! Who 'o Be
were the only stalwarts to finish their EngiSy MIK E AME S
Snntn'ntte Is striping the Broc k Brock will be graded and then I reneer El-Slido stogies? The fresh! It was a
deeded, At present, the ground I s
freshman who at on top of the greasy pule I (full lawn !
They
are
rolling
up
the
soli
after the miserable attempts of Engineer and no w, right under ohr eyes! 1!byrt • too rolling for it perfect Itnvn .
Plans for a ffive-root walk runForester.
soy reporters, believing that thi s ning parallel and Irnmedietely l u
Oh, yes, weee it not for the eleven hundre d might. he another Itedpltlrt coup, front of the Brock are now bein g
freshmen and freshettes there would be no checked with membars of th e finalised . emend Is now so wor n
Varsity spirit. There is little enough at eatnpds tnnihtenanee crew in e►11 by students walking across It tha t
to dlae(tver where th e officials have decided a walk I s
present but we have not had the support of Httetllt)t
lifted muds Were dlNnppenring .
Lie only sensible solution .
the older students . We receive the smalles t
Students don't need to worry .
Sod lifter and half moon ar e
grant from the AMS treasury, get the leas t The Engineers are not kidnap - the two evil looking inmtrunlent s
co-operation from all means of advertising o n ping the green . Mothers of the used ley the crew who are trans.
the campus, but still manage to be the mos t maintenance crew reported tha t !hunting the sod . (ibyssey re .
these Hume sods would he used porters at rirst thonipt they
active group at UBC.
to'replaee worn nut parts of othe r ' were new torture weapons invent •
Colin Campbell,
(awns on the campus .
ed by the Redstart mob,
President of Frosh U .S ,
Brock Iawn as' bang sliced up .__._ .
Into long narrow rolls, t'attspm't •
ed to other parts of the campus ,
and then held down on bare spots ,
Make Meteorology Your Cur..,
Rare spots are those that were
caused by MtndeltH walking on
IF IN 1953 YOU HAV E
Surely we can do better than that . No one the lawns tutu not on the walks.
An Honour Degree in Mathematics and Physics ; Applied
It will take upproxamatey tw o
would question the value of donating a pint of yeti's
Mathematics ; or Engineering Physics : You can earn $25 5
to regrow the Brock lawn .
blood for such a worthwhile cause . It would
a
month while studying for your Master's Degree i n
Hare ground left in front of the
. Meteorology, then $295 to $435 as a Professional Meteorperhaps be another story if monpy was sough t
ologist in Forecasting (Airways, Public, Industry )
in this campaign, but it is no hardship to los e
Research, or Climatology .
a bit of blood when it csts nothing and is not UBC Hold s
OR
injurious to health.
A Bachelor Degree in Arts ; Science, or Engineer•
Resources.
ing (with credits in Physics and Mathematics) :
Let us not pat ourselves on the back to o
Yon can earn $255 to $350 a month as a Profes hard for floc• showing . It was very poor . We
sional Meteorologist at military or aviation office s
may have edged out the other universities , Conference
in Canada . You have opportunities for an over hut we cannot take credit for the apathy o n
seas posting on special meteorological assignments ,
By ELIZABETH NORCROS S
Details and application forums at you r
other campi .
It.('. Resources ('unlerr'ute ha ,
nearest Civil Service Commission Offic e
been an uuuintl event for a 11111 1
nr Placement Bureau of your university .
bar (ti' years . and fur the peopl e
,11111Irr.r
who hope It) make their I VI t',
bob loosmor e in tills favored wilt . of the world ,
it does eel gel oily lees import- '
kneed dart. of the case follows from that— a ail .
Phis nmntlIi authorities in tel l
nu-strike pledge . If there is ever a pledg e the fields concerned get togethe r
which should not he given, that is the one . to discuss British ( '11111I11b1',1 'H I'f '
. The app,m'elrtly iegitl •
Sure, it. is all very well to sit clown and tal k sources
Mllle of OM' resourc e
things over, and try to arrive at an agreement , tuit. :tt turn out an unforgivabl e
AND GO PLACES I
but 10 accept an award from the Labor Rela- crime rnmmllletl against another .
Stewardesses in America n
linn.s Board as binding, and promise not to
Primary Itlm ul' the conferenc e
Airlines number over 80 0
strike, whatever happens, is downright sur- a;ls 1(o keep all glverWOWII d e
and are based in 15 cities ,
p,nlment• particularly, .Ind th e
render.
including New York, Lo s
people generally, uw ;lre of Ito r e
Angeles,
Dallas, and Sa n
Inlloushit) between one resourc e
GAINED BY STRIKES
Francisco, Our airline, wit h
aaolher 111111 the need fo r
over 15,000 employees an d
It must be realized that the present right s mud
nvr-;ill planning .
the most modern planes i n
and conditions which the workers posses s
I'11(' takes an active part i n
the world, is the largest i n
were not obtained through "impartial" arbi- the conference every yt' .tr whe n
America .
tration nr no-strike pledges ; they were gaine d nlenlhrrs of the facility j(otn wit h
Requirements : Single 21-27;
by organization directed to forceful policies , gnvl'rnntent ()Ieit .ials In the (1's.
vision 20 50 min . uncorrected ; education, prefer uniby strikes and political action or the threa t (It '-I(Ins, I'rol'I'4s(I' .1 . 1), ( ' Im p
elan
(opened
the
conference
w'lll
l
versity training or minimum ,
of strikes and political action . It is the boss ' as address under the auspices 1)1 '
junior
matriculation .
concern to reduce labor costs as far as h e Mt, Geography ('luh .
Salary : Upon completion o f
clue without cutting into production, and tha t
one month TRAINING A T
applies to a government as well as to a privat e
COMPANY EXPENSE ,
employer .
5222 per month vyith autoFILMSOC
matic increases to $312 .
Our B .C . government will oppose raise d
Contact Major McLean, Director of Personnel Services ,
rOu ;)TURF N 1'; ANI) S'w F (1NI Y !
for an appointmen t
wages and reduced working hours, not reall y
Interview
s
will
he conducted Thursday, March 5
en a basis of justice, but as a matter of busi9 a .m . t(1 4 11 .111 ,
ness . if the Association wants to get result s
AMERICAN AIRLINES m
for its members, it. will have to adopt a difTUESDAY, March 1 0
AMERICA'S LEADING AIRLIN E
ferent attitude . Otherwise, the provincia emNoon Show
ployees will be restricted to picking up th e
"The Nazis
(tnnlhs ai r ier other, more aggressive organisations have cut themselves slices–like th e
Strike "
1lniversity Ir(hnrrs after the high schoo l
I I N 1 YE KX Ii'Y ROOK
teachers.
Another in the serie s
of Propaganda Film s
. 9 tem . - 5 p .m . Sae : 9e .m . to Neo
1lire n
LESSON TO NOTE;
Free—Auditoriu
m
OI' (nurse, strike action in itself is n o
;u,wer le the 1 .lrehlem, it still leaves us wit h
Lens(-leaf Nett' Bunks, Exercise Peed :a and Scribblers ,
Ile' division of snci(ly into antagonisti c
3 :15, G:tllt, S:1 5
( Irl))III(' h,II! ;Itlt't'1'llle; i';I!It't', iilulnf! .' Paper, I,(o)se-lea f
(lasses, which the writers of the ad appear t o
Jane Wyma n
Iletill,s, l''O amain Iron ; ;In dill: and Danville ; instrument s
iiner', but which is the basic problem to b e
settled . We have lO gel ever this employer relationship if we are le make ou r Charles Laughto n
Owned and Operated h y
riviliz;1Ii tI worthwhile . Ignoring it is ne sol e
time that is the line et' surrender, and tha t
"The Blue Veil "
is tin' II' Ott I 'M' 1' llhlr e
The University of B.C.
25c—Auditoriu
m
i Iaet , le the present situation .
t
Thursday, March 5, 1953
TILE
' UBYSSEY
Page 3
Freshman Semi-Forma l
To Be Held In Broc k
FROS H
1.1 'o rt.* i
"March Madness" is being held this Saturday night, Marc h
7, at 9 p .m ., in the Brock . This Frosh-sponsored semi-formal ,
according to Colin Campbell, president of FUS, will be "th e
biggest and'finest Frosh-arranged affair this year ."
Freshman
- Ridicules
R•dshi rts
By DAVE DOVE R
After p urveying the outhous e
for el► mtld I may the monkey .
house) behind the bus atop , wit h
Its red ehirted monkeys leapin g
around in It, I sometimes wonde r
why the agriculture faculty (Rip e
not hold Its experiments else where ,
Actually the Ankle find that th e
Engineers make vert poor expert .
mental apeelmene . They have n o
shamble brain to experiment wit h
and unfortunately their physica l
strength is limited to raising a
glass of beer .
SIGEL 1
)A iiro
4 ALfA i
n.PP(M i i
'NA
Orchestra will definitely be th e
highlight of the evening. The FU S
entertainment committee Bays tha t
"with considerable difficulty w e
have arranged to have Max Bud •
den and his great 12 . pleeeorehestrio for your listening and dancing
pleasure . "
UNUSUAL SHO W
Entertainment will be some thing different from the usual
kind seen on teh campus . The
committee win not say who o r
what they huve arranged, so fo r
a change, come and be surprised .
The committee soya, "Contrary !
to custom the price will not be 3
.25 per couple , 6or$4butnly1
With Frosh Presideht Coli n
C am
p bell ' s guarantee for a terrifi c
time for all who attend come thes e
words, "Everyone on the campu s
Is welcome to make March Mad .
netts their pre-exam jam . "
When I first entered this UM v O rNit') I heard tales of how th e
Engineer); were afraid of no on e
and how they led in carmine activities . So far they have succeeded
in throwing . a tear gas bomb Int o
the Front) smoker and causing untold havoc by stealing toilet seat s
from the various buildings .
What heroic events these boy s
do compared to those in othe r
universities . Maybe it is the weather at' this western water . Are
they saving themselves for a las t
and final fling? Whet will it be ,
boys, the occupants of the toilets?
jditthii
STABLE !
Frosh Humor
WANTED : One upstanding t'BC Koren?” Before she could continu e
engineer for part titre employment all the women got up 'to leave .
I at the Oeneral Hospital . Report to i Quickly, she Liddell, "Oh, don't rus h
the
nmternity
ward, Suturday 1 girls, they're not leavin g for do .
morning at 9 o'clock. Work con other month, yet! "
sits of putting wheels on eds .
Carriages,
A skuhk, a deer and a giraff e
The women's club had become I were sitting at the bar having n
fed up with one of their members few drinks . When they were abou t
j who persisted In telling dirty to leave, the bartender said, "Tha t
j jokes every meeting . It was j will he $3,00 please, who's paying? "
decided that next time she started The skunk said, "I'm sOrfy, I
telling jokes they would all get hnvent's got a cent on MC " Th e
up and leave . Sure enough, at the , deer said, "I haven't got a buck
next meeting, she said, "Say, girls, to my name ." The gir*afie said ,
did you hear that they are send . "Well, I guess the drinks are o n
leg prostitutes over to the men in ,me!' '
I
—Ubyssey Photo by Hltx Lovel y
FONDLING the new projection camera recently acquired ,
by the Film Society are Filmsoccers Fred Ratushny an d
Henry Chong .
UBC Students To Sta r
1
In Newsreels Next Fal l
Film Society has finally realized a long-awaited drea m
with the arrival of a complete movie production' unit .
The equipment will be used to make "newsreel" typ e
shorts of behind the scenes glimpses of campus organization s
and their activities .
Next year, these short subjects
will be used on some of the regular noon hour shows put on by
Frosh Vie w
STALI N
PlInmoc . Preparation of a . doeu •
mentary film of UM to be show n
Aggies' Wor k
(Continued from Page 1 )
department, believes that the Cam- change the strategy tor the USSR) . With Interest
nninlet Party was undoubtedly pre - Melenkov, If chosen, will he mor e
By BRIDGET KERWE R
pared for Stalin's death as a r e the power politician and less th e
Agricultural Exhibitio n on
snit or the !confusion (mused b y Marxist ."
the death of Lenin . Seward stated j Walter Schoen, Third Arts — Saturday afternoon at UB C
that this was probably one tea- j "Respected him for his p ur s ual farm was more enlightening to
son for the eallhig of the last' ideals, not necessarily his ideals . " the freshmen than three month s
party congress ,
Ed nit", Third Arts—""I"d Ire's of lectures in Biology 100 .
Seward . stated that Corgi Millen a chance for
Things which impressed u s
". "
""'Y'"'
Nov would, If he becomes the ties , de
change
inwCommunist
Policy . "
John
DeWolt
A
r
t
s
most
were cross-sections of dis premier, be tougher than the lat e
--. Fourth
Premier .
"Regrettable . "
sected checkens, coloure d
Studen t opinion on the death
Mery ..M l-Whing . Se co n d Art s
layers of Newfoundland soil ,
of Stalin was diversified . Some "Deeply grieved . "
and plants thriving on soil-lea s
of the opinions voiced were :
Ann Rogers . Second Arts nutrients .
Pet Thoma s . Fourth Arts "Nothin g seri o u s \OH
is !run, „ r
healthy
Ihr lo l l, 1)1111 iilli,itit d
des!
,oti loses Twe d . i e l
I111W:, 111)111
1 ;ti i
le Ilse (oil hard pIt" III ll Ii ;Iv :'II I
n the shape tit hide ribbons y eri '
',eked to s heard w'hirh hun s
ri011i till' I'~'11111g .
UBC YIELD BES T
We sere infermeil that th e
By MEEKISO N
',weed posinces
higher yield an d
d
milk Hein an \
,
;l
Mitlis
(pislity
E
HOW TO TAKE A GIRL TO A DANC
4,1 1 1i,r
I",4. .(i i n
or
ihe'it) modes' jackets wets '
EVERYBODY'S ENGAGED EXCEPT ME
tyin ; (ea trestors and asricultu l
This column is appearing for the first (and probably the
iu croon 01 . tee M e
people
s
heading . 1 1 , ate plltllfl' Y
last) time in this paper . Therefore, read it with care . Many
department, there are represent s
have asked me if it is difficult to take a girl out . My answer
idiot
til'l's
Of Leghorn, Rhode Islan d
which any
appears in the form of simplified directions
Red, Ilamp ;hire and Plymout h
can follow .
Rock roosters .
1 . ASKING HER OUT '
'Phis development or the egg Ii i
You huve a suitable prospect' three .
'side
the ovary and formation i) l
THE DANCE
lined up . You wish to take her tol , . AT'
lee
shell
were ahliwn in directe d
yon
II .ill
"' eat nrock
the Frosh dance this Sathrdayl when
the table lay rirs t
t" ' .
night . There are two methods orb ex Pl" to to your girl that you would ('''''""
speclnmms
al' dressed [Ur nice, like to wait until more people ay . , '',
eisking : II) Ask her to he r
ke
y
's
.
(had(
and
thickish Th e
rive before you start &tieing . This !
12) The painlesh method or usin g
liatshilis
and
the
rearing
of tenwill give you ample time to tak e
rite telephone . Neglecting the firs t
were
'Ilse
ShOWII
.
hl'y1l
a slug out of that bottl e
method, because you're too seared ,
SPINNING
HEAD
S
brought .
we will examine the second one .
Perhaps the nee-I initt)reslin e
If you ('lint dance, don ' t worr y part in the artatihouse is the napPhone her early in the evening .
Try to catch her during dinner . about it . Just shuffle about on th e ical garden with batiste' and citru s
This will annoy iI I, but she won' t floor . No one will notice you be - plants . Experiments new carrie d
be able to say nn, Beat around th e (wise they are too busy noticin g oil include tank aar(leniils (Hi d
hush for ii while . Talk about study- each ()th("I you Should slop o n studios oil chemical weed control .
ing homework, professors, eta yoiir date ' s feet complain ;Ome n photosynthesis and plant propose Tldi) will create suspetise . Then ! the size of them . She'll watch it h i t ion . In the new head hnnse we saw'
drop the bombshell . Rmnmnher , the ilililri), you'll see! \Then Ill y
01'
o r 11 1 1 11 1s '
yon hays 111)thhh.!, to h)Sl i ( PXCITI I (lance is ()vet', bran yonrsell' fo r JIM ', Pries
year mosey !and dignity) . If Wei l the Iasi remaining step .
‘\'() we er ho rn s \\ N I ' spiniiIii
says yes, prepare for step two .
heads
and ii re p tiles that v.() hai l
4 . SAYING GOOD NIGH T
put
in
good tl,iy's work .
Mi ter you have driven your sir (
2 . TAKING HER TO THE DANC E
Arl e i' 1' 011 have picked year g irl ! home, }'all ~hulllil say Li,11()d eigh t (covet, rags ; tilg AWiehi o.
"fei WT Y etvite ggg,ge,rae
no , you have only teal miles t o to bor . It is s()niiiwhol IIIII)r1liotho:
I bolster IT ' '
((Ilia)
to gel le the university . 11) h i t her 11,() 1111 to the 1)01'i II he r ace)
know ,
kiting OHS time you 11111S( MAW ! self , I \\Thy tlijs is, 1
('01111ir-i,lt hill Of sidle de-01'1W i011i l I'll) ( 1 n )ilia Iie4 .Irsll (In il ) \Ame n
At all costs, ;aoid that hnrrih h 1011 111111'0 at Ilse 11'0111 111101, h e
he .,t1rai( l
silents! IMO msurs when neither ! completely calm . I)()
Ii yiiu tall Illlllk (if a Ihillg 0) say , „,
geed ilielil kiss Thousand s
Tell her ; i h il ut your' IIIe ;'
il l people 11)) ii \Vila s h o uld yeti
'
(lit revolt' ''
!II I ‘ 111 1 1 '111 or Y ttIlt ' 11 1( 4 0'1' o r Ill s
the
IIV,iIIIii o r
II' She slaps )w11' Ices,
111 :.l ;Il l
it :III peel h tail, y i lll . 1111'n til l 1 n 11 n i her un re
the h i ( Ilia .
tt i colihil Ili) 'hilt trl 1)1 n )ilii to 111111' llil 'I(, it '
1 .11i' n ' In til e hash st all 1\'Ith
Iii Isla : II r)'1 1 11' l a r ( s a l' 1
(ILK jokes all it .
eir l
s ir) l s. i ll )!1 1 )11 I101 .1 1 1 1 11's1ii .1 111 Ilea
ro ll s )) I h(i-(' ri ll s - :1111 1
overt I/
lull shit veli't Wattle yin Oil' Iry tilleageill hermit ),011 know il !
es) y'
ill” \Sits are
ter
t.ikiri you 11 the Li :int.eI
to high schools and businesse s
will also be started next year .
TRAIN CREW S
Training of camera crews wil l
begin immediately with the hel p
lei the' Vlslual Education Servic e
and the Extension Department an d
j will take up the remainder o f
Flhnsoe's activities this term .
ARE MILDE R
Canada's . MiWe
C 'ipreM s
Proper Date Procedur e
Explained By Freshma n
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INCORPORATED PIT MAY 1070 .
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Page 4
HUDDLES WITH
HUTC H
We 're at it again people .
I attended the panel discussion sponsored by the LSE
and the Social Problems Club yesterday at noon and onc e
again the bugaboo of athletics and policy with raised .
Had to agree with what Jelly Andersen said though ,
it made good sense . "Jelly " , speaking, he said, for the whol e
P.E. staff ,, wanted the administration to recognize the athletic program at UBC as important, something that shoul d
have been done a long time ago by the "great white fathers "
of the Senate and the Board of Governors .
With tears in our eyes, we listeped to the sad position o f
Dick Penn, who every year, must wait on the dispensatio n
of the students, before he knows how much money he ha s
to spend on the extensive UBC athletic program the following semester .
Andersen, the newly resigned football coach, wante d
us to hand over our student fees to the University and the n
let them dish them out as they see fit, be it to sports ,
singing or debating, maybe even to the students' council for
slacks to go with their blazers .
Hold onto your hats, everyone . . . I agree wholeheartedly with him.
Here at this beauty spot of North American educatio n
(stop rhapsodizing, Bill) we have what is probably the mos t
extensive extra-mural program for students in Canada .
We have more teams in more sports than any othe r
school, we have fifty-seven clubs ranging from heftier lik e
Radsoc, Mussoc and the Players Club (with their own ex pensive equipment and shows) down to the Botanical
gardens society and such.
In this mad grab-bag of student supported time-waster s
we have something for everybody, even for those whos e
greatest pleasure in life is to, like Ferdinand the Bull, snif f
the pretty flowers .
. There is only one big catch.
We do it on a 1041 budget .
,
Oh yes, Oscar, , it is true;.we're supporting this mighty
program with the lowest student body fees of any comparable institution( this does not include Oakalla or th e
P.A. pen) in this whole wide dominion.
Stop your screaming, Child, there is another way of
doing it without taking any more than the customary $1 6
beans out of your Roy Rogers wallet.
The first move in the drive to get more funds is to cu t
out the bickering amongst ourselves . Let's not have an y
more of these MAD vs. .LSE budget-paring, name-callin g
duels in the AMS meetings .
Face facts, Peter and John, neither of your outfits hav e
got the coin to operate on, you want, or for that matter,
need .
And, chaps, crossing swords- wop't increase the tota l
amount of money brought into the students' pot of shekels .
There is only one way to do that, barring (perish th e
thought) raising the Student Union fees, and,that is pu t
some concerted pressure on the administration, includin g
the President, to get a grant from them in order to carry on
this Gorgon monster spawned by the war .
Let 's all heckle, lobby and campaign for an administrative grant to support not onl yathletics but all the
dancers, debaters and actors that see mto thrive in thi s
atmosphere .
"But, " sonteone will scream, 'what will happen to ou r
beautiful student control? " Campus politicians desirous o f
more glory will rumble in the Brock coffee about autonom y
. . . I say that the only way to get REAL AUTONOMY i s
to quit this stupid fighting amongst ourselves and do some thing as a group to better our own position .
Don ' t know about you, but the old Hutch is fed up to
his pointed cranium with the backroom fights and knock down, dragout brawls at AMS meetings between groups
like LSE and MAD with only their own selfish interests i n
mind.
Throw the whole bloody mess in the administration' s
lap and watch them squirm for a while .
Before some long-haired rascals, wild-eyed and claspin g
Doukhobor choir programs in their sweaty meat-hooks invade the Brock basement to lynch me, I would like t o
explain to all and sundry, just where that colossal MAD
budget, $17,000, goes to every year . Hearken to Daddy ,
chill'un and hear the Word. (I just finished reading Gree n
Pastures) .
The Athletes, poor souls, first have to give the Physical
Education department $8,800 bucks for services rendered .
This includes honorariums, facilities use, etc . Then Mr.
Lusztig (take off the nose and glasses) has to fork ove r
$1,000 of the Queen's green to the administration for Stadium maintenance . Stationery and office supplies set th e
muscle men back another G, for don ' t forget the MAD i s
forced to support their own secretary . Is that all? . . . It
sure isn ' t .
The MAD, by this time wondering how to make end s
meet, must fork out $750 for trainer's supplies such a s
liniment and tape.
Now, remembering your Grade 2 math, add all that u p
. , . it comes to a grand total jackpot (and we don't mea n
Fiesta) of $11,50(1 dollars.
Subtract that from $17,0011 and it leaves the threadbar e
hunch with exactly $6,500 beans to carry on with .
How do they carry on? It isn't easy .
The secret . . . gate receipts .
Now gate receipts are always better if the teams ar e
good, right? Then the only way to get. better gate receipt s
(fleecing the public is the common term) is to have a clu b
that wins games . We can't do that without money so ergo
. . . we ask the University far more money. Let's do it a t
the AMS spring meeting .
THE
Thursday, March 5, 195 3
UBYSSEY
Jelly BlamesOfficials ;
Osborne- Blames Counci l
Athletic Qpiestio n
Discussed At Meetin g
,
4
JELL Y ANDERSEN .
.
. .
.
LASHES OUT
Jelly Andersen, UBC 's most recent football coach, let loos e
our year's of frustration with an inadequate athletic progra m
when he lambasted the administration at a meeting called t o
discuss athletics in Physics 200 yesterday .
Jelly, a University of Washing . *
When it was seen thut only a
ton graduate, has been heed foothandful
of students would be pres ball coach at UBC for the lust tw o
ent,
it
was
decided to hold a
years .
question
and
answer period an d
During that time while he at .
have
'a
general
meeting on Friday .
tempted to build a winning tea m
OSBORNE
BLUN
T
he has keen hindered by un alway s
obviously wishJelly
Andersen,
indifferent and sometimes hostil e
ing
to
get
something
off his chest ,
administration, a cynical down•
e
town press and growing student told students bluntly, "I blam
e
the administration for the failur
apathy .
of
our athletic policy . "
After acting as assistant coac h
The
administration at UBC ha d
for two years he took over th e
not
accepted
the athletic program .
team in the fall of Del an d
I
don't
blame
the students, I don' t
promptly came up with IfHC's bes t
blame
the
coaches,
I blame the ad •
season in eight years of America n
ndnistration
.
"
football competition .
Andersen said that the adminHis team won two, lost five an d
istration
had to control finance s
tied one . The grandstand quarter•
and
grant
a budget for athletic s
backs predicted great things fo r
before
the
program
would ever b e
his team this year.
n
success
.
LOST 27 PLAYER S
In almost gas blunt a tone a s
When, Andersen returned h e
used
by Andersen, Professor Bo b
found that he lost 27 player e
Osborne
told students, "About 9! t
through graduation, Iniuiries or i n
percent
of
the difficulty with th e
academic Ineligibility .
athletic
program
has come fro m
Birds lost every game .
annual
bickering
like
that whic h
Much of the blame for the sea Is
going
on
here
"
son's record was di r ected at An .
.
He sad, "The administratio n
dersen . Early this year while rum won't act on any proposal for a n
ors of his firing were prevalen t
budget unless Students '
athletic
he suddenly handed in his resignation and announced that UB C Council gives its consent . "
would either have to implemen ' COUNCIL'S RESPONSIBL E
some form of athletic .subsidiation Osborne placed the responsibilit y
or get out of the Evergreen Con- directly on Students' Council b y
tiaying, "MAD has passed proposference .
He went even farther yesterda y als but Students' Council has no t
and put the case before the stn - acted or given their full suppor t
dents : You'll never beat th e to these proposals ."
After football player Jim BouldAmerican teams without adoptin g
ing
proposed that the universit y
some of their methods . "
adopt
some form of athletic subFANTASTIC BLUNDE R
Despite a fantastic blunder b y sidization, Oszorne revealed tha t
Social ,Problems Club and LSE i n the university is contributing .
"When I fir st started in this pofailing to publicize the meetin g
sition
at PAC the university's conwhich resulted In only 33 student s
tribution
to athletics was unde r
tuned by statements from Ander$4000
.
Today
it is ten times tha t
son, Athletic Director Dick Penn ,
. Honorariums to coache s
amount
new MAD president . Pete Lusztlg,
have also risen gradually . "
Bill Melding and Professor Bo b
He said that Students' Counci l
Osborne, head of the Physical Edu- Is the only organization that ca n
cation faculty .
effectively put the pressure o n
Called to stir up student interes t the administration .
in the athletic question which wil l
"The energy of athletes is dis •
be brought up at the spring AM S stinted in this type of bickering ." j
meeting, the discussion ►vas or . POOR ATHLETIC DIRECTO R
Iginally planned to feature a de •
Osborne said if students give ti p
bate between Bill Bonding, Pet e nominal control of athletics the ad •
Lusztlg and Professor Osborne .
ministration might set up an annua l
Boulding has been one of th e budget for athletics .
most outspoken critics of the athIle said : "In relation to othe r
letic administration at UBC.
('anadian universities . . . let's no t
get Into the American question . . .
we're about half way up the lad .
der, "
Earlier Andersen had said tha t
the present system doesn't give th e
Athletic Director a chance . "W e
operate on a shoestring . Last yea r
the athletic budget was $16,000 . W e
The winners of the events com e need $15,000 alone for a footbal l
Dieted on Thursday, February 2 6 team ."
In the UB(' Badminton TournaAndersen, commenting on failur e
ment have been 'announced . The y of university one high school ofare as follows : Women's slagles — ficials to recognize coaching tim e
(Iwen Grant . Women's Doubles — as teaching titne, said that every Gwen ( ;rant and ('arol Stanton . thing here was "free lance" .
Mixed Doubles--Kathy Emmon s
Ile said UB("s record in footbal l
and Peter Bulatovich . Cups will h e and basketball was a sour not' o n
presented on yl,lrch 5 when th e the unive r sity's record .
winners of the men's singles an d MEETING FRIDA Y
doubles will have been determin"'With all this fighting betwee n
ed . There is still time for entrie s athletes and LSE every year th e
in these two events . Anyone in- Athletic Director doesn't know ho w
terested should come out at 7 P .m . much money he has to work wit h
on March r in the New ( ;ym .
from year to year ."
Ken Noble is now In Toront o
The ex-coach said that no on e
competing in the Junior Con n had been lobbying to the admindina Tournament, Ile was enter - istration for a change in the athkilned by the KC . Badminton As- letic policy .
sociation .
Ile asked the audience, "Where' s
A magnificent badminton di-4 your pride, fellowx, where's you r
play is to be held in the \V'omens ' pride? "
Gym on Thursday, March 5 a t
I 2 : ;0 It is to be sponsored by th e
F'riday's meeting will be held i n
Woolens' Big Block ('tub .
Engineering 202,
—Sport photo by Joe Quo n
SEEKING TO HELP future coaches at UBC, Jelly Andersen yesterday let the administrative big wigs have it whe n
he accused them of not helping or recognizing the studen t
conducted athletic program .
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